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21 People Confess The Most Disgusting Thing That’s Ever Been In Their Mouth

18.

We were on a trip to Arizona and I was eating oatmeal for breakfast. I opened my mouth for another bite and a fly landed in my mouth as I chomped down. I could taste oatmeal and something crunchy and only then did I realize what had happened to the fly that had been recently bothering me.

19.

Festival booty. Sweaty party girl butt.

20.

Used tampon. Drunk threesome, she failed to inform me before I got down there that she was packing, so I went with it and yanked it out with my teeth. I forgot about it until her dude drove me home after the next get together and was like “I can’t fucking believe I saw that.” It was as close to embarrassed as I’ve been in a long time.

21.

Well one time I was baked and I puked and didn’t want to get it on my friends floor so I swallowed a mouthful of puke. That was gross. It also came back up immediately with double the puke.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.