21 People That Got The Most Hilarious Revenge

17.

When my ex broke up with me I said all the horrible things she had said about her friends, to her friends, with proof.

18.

When I was 14 I found out my girlfriend had given my mortal enemy a blowjob in the school toilets at lunch time. She didn’t know I knew so I went to her house that night and while she was downstairs talking to her mum I wanked in to her moisturiser. The next day I went round again, went in to her en suite bathroom and wanked on her flannel she used for washing her face every night. I dumped her the next day.

19.

A girl cheated on my best friend for 2 years and used him for free meals and dates the whole time. I put her number on Craigslist for a free couch with a picture of a nice black leather couch. Hundreds of texts. After the ad went down I made another saying I was an elderly man who lived alone with a 55gal barrel full of pocket change I had accumulated over my life but it was far too heavy for me to move. Offered 50% of the money to whoever would help me get it to the bank.

20.

When the internet was slow and my cousins kept complaining and telling me to get off it (despite me not using it at the time), I put on a 1080p video, muted my phone, and left it sitting beside me as I finished watching my show on TV.

21.

Put grass killer on an assholes lawn… in a straight line from his gas connection on the house to the gas connection at the street. Then suggested to him that the gas line may be leaking.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.