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The 21 Strangest Things That Led To Sexy Time

13.

Ex would let her hair down. Every single time she did that something flipped the ‘on’ switch with me.

14.

My boyfriend and I were play fighting on the couch and he was pushing my legs into my stomach. I told him that if he did not stop pushing my legs into my stomach I would end up farting on him, so he pushed harder. Sure enough, I blew a big beefy one right on him. As we were laughing our asses off one thing lead to another and much sex was had!

15.

Anytime he plays starcraft I just wanna suck his dick. I know my place though. I’ll interrupt for LOL but not SC2.

16.

I was camping with my ex gf. We went hiking. I saw a tick had landed on her earlobe. I got rid of it… She turned around smiled and approached. Outdoor sex followed. I was mildly confused, nevertheless, quite content.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.