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These 21 Students Gave Ridiculous Excuses… That Were Actually True

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Student here. My cat learned to turn off my alarm clock. Professor took it as a bad lie.

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“Sorry I’m late, I just had a baby,” -second grader. ESL class, translation error, mom just gave birth to baby brother and it was true.

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I gave my homework away to a homeless guy once in uni. The professor gave us a tiny slip of paper with the homework topic and I had a wad of ones in the same pocket. Well when the homeless guy asked I just gave him the wad and shagged ass out of there. It wasn’t until I was home that I had realized what I had done. My professor let me off the hook since he said he’s never heard that one before.

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Not a teacher but in 9th grade a kid in my biology class claimed she got bitten by a cobra after coming back from vacation (early obviously). No one believed her at first but she had a doctors note and wounds to prove it. Idk how she survived, but then again I’m not a snake expert and don’t know the chance of survival for that.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.