Posted on: Sep 19 2017

23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences In Dating Men And Women

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Learning how to navigate dating one gender is tough enough, but for bisexuals — that sh*t is downright confusing and hella time consuming. You might have figured out how to get into the pants of that sexy guy at the gym (and scored a lil BJ from him), but that girl you were trying to take home at the bar needs a little bit more finesse. And that’s not to say all women need to be coaxed out of their shrill and ice cold souls to take a trip to pound town OR that dudes are DTF wherever and whenever, but understanding how individual men and women differ can make flirting a bit smoother.

Whether it’s the realization that women tend to play more mind games than men, or that sex with men seems to be more ejaculation focused — dating both men and women comes with its perks and downfalls. I mean, if you’re dating a member of the same sex, you can scour their closet and relate on extreme bodily levels that someone of the opposite sex could just never fathom. It’s nice to have someone there to support and understand your period woes, just as it’s awesome to have your guy know exactly how to tickle your prostate without flinching for a second.

But honestly, when it comes down to it, people are people — no matter their sexual organs — and bisexuals don’t discriminate against d*cks or p*ssies when everyone else always has something opinionated to say. Sure, they might find that women’s lips and skin are way more smooth than that of a burly bro, but sometimes — you just want to motorboat a lumberjack’s hairy f*cking chest! So for all my bisexual beezies out there living life and daring to date everyone — I salute you. Go on with your bad selves and continue licking those vaginas and sucking those d*cks because life’s too short to pick a side!

Genitals aside, these 23 bisexuals reveal the biggest differences in dating men and women:


1.

Women are softer, physically — not just with regards to, you know, boobs and stuff, but also just their skin in general. All that moisturizing pays off. All you want to do is touch ’em. I once dated a guy who naturally had absurdly soft skin, and it was weird but extremely pleasant.

2.

Flirting with girls is so much harder (as a girl at least).

3.

Women’s kisses are completely different to men’s. Sex with women seems less climax oriented.

4.

The girls I’ve dated have actually been significantly quicker to tell me when somethings wrong. The guys I’ve dated bottled it in sometimes for a month before I even knew anything was up.
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