23 Crazy Confessions From Male Sex Workers

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Let’s talk about sex, bae be. And not just any sex, but sex for dough. You know, prostitutes, hookers, sex workers, people of the night, whatever you want to call them.

Although I don’t think any little girl or boy dreams of growing up to be a sex worker, unfortunately, in this world, people get desperate and just need to make ends meat any way that they can. But some people turn what could be degrading work into something they are entertained by, and even proud of. You go Glen Coco.

But for some reason, when most people think of sex workers, they think of women. The ladies that lean into your car and are like, “want some?” But it’s time to focus on the dudes. The guys that get paid to bang, or just provide companionship.

Ever wonder what it’d be like to use your D for money? Well, these 23 male sex workers will tell you all about it. What goes on behind the scenes, what the pay is like, and even the craziest things they’ve ever had to do.

These 23 male sex workers tell all:


1.

I wasn’t a full time hooker, but I escorted exclusively for just one man. I was a uni student, he was married with kids. He was actually a very attractive man. He would come over and suck me off, that’s it. Our sessions never lasted more than 10min and I never sucked him. Started off as £80/bj, eventually went up £160/bj. Sometimes higher if he was feeling friskier. It lasted for three years and I easily made at least £600 every month. Paid off all my student loans and I’m now debt free!

2.

Worked through Craigslist for a little while. Mostly it was older/larger women, most of them wanted to be eaten out. But there was one girl. We were the same age, she was covered in tattoos, pierced nipples & clit, the works. We met up at a motel near where she lives and went at it. After a while, I lit up a cigarette as she laid in bed and she got up suddenly and began to vomit inthe bathroom. After about a half hour she comes out and apologizes and proceeds to pull a HUGE bag of prescription pill bottles out of her purse. After she sees my surprise she tells me she has cancer and is trying to have a little fun since her boyfriend did nothing but work to pay her bills but would always be too tired to touch her.

3.

The clients were usually wealthy women over 35. The most common requests would either be: 1) Dinner at a fancy restaurant, followed by drinks in some VIP Lounge, followed by spending the night at her hotel room. 2) Being her date at an event, her showing you off to her friends, basically acting as her boyfriend for the night. Then spend the night at her hotel room. 3) Go directly to her hotel room, have sex, then leave. I didn’t have many weird requests, no pervy stuff. Although the most memorable one I can think of was when I was asked to have sex with a 30-something woman in front of her much older husband. She kept yelling things at him in Chinese while we were having sex, as he was sitting on a chair in the corner of the room, wearing nothing but underwear, a shirt & a suit jacket. He also looked super pissed every time she yelled something at him.

4.

When I did prostitution it was mostly older men who wanted to simply suck me off. Seriously, $80 to suck me off, buy me some drinks and hang out for an hour. Not really the brightest part of my life, but it was easy money.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.