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23 Ex Fraternity Brothers & Sorority Sisters Confess Their Most Insane Stories

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At an open frat party the toilet always got clogged at this one house. My friend ended up contributing to the brown stew so I got a first hand look at the growing nastiness. One night some “badass” girl with something to prove decided to stick her arm into the brown foamy mess to unclog the toilet. She stuck her arm in multiple shits and a toilet full of piss. Apparently it was toilet paper and a condom that was clogging the system up and she fixed it. But sweet Jesus that girl probably has every disease under the sun. The worst part is the bathroom didn’t have any good soap, just a bottle of foamy soap that was 80% water so it didn’t really clean anything. So you know that arm was not properly cleaned. She proceeded to rub her arm on people that night because she thought it was funny. People avoided her.

14.

Betas got ousted at my school for dealing cocaine and were not allowed to be a fraternity on campus. A bunch of the guys still lived in the house because they owned it. We had a mixer where you would you and your date had to drink three bottles, 2 40 ounce beers and a bottle of wine. Your hand would be taped to that of your date and that was your wine hand. With the free hand you would drink the beer. So nothing wild.

15.

First few weeks of university, so introductions of all kind are ongoing and the fresh kids are just not up to speed yet. Most frats/sororities are mixed over here but do have some kind of hazing, though it doesn’t last the whole year. Girl gets absolutely shitfaced and to prevent worse things happening to her, an older member takes her home and he makes sure she’s generally safe. So far no NSFW shit happened. Cue the next day, guy wakes up and goes to check on her. Girl is already gone, which seems a bit weird to him but whatever. He goes to make some coffee and walks into the living room, to be met by this horrendous smell. There is a HUGE shit taken on the coffee table and it appears to be wiped with pages from a Donald Duck pocket book. He try’s to get a hold of the girl, but she won’t respond to anything and was never seen again.

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We were throwing a party that was basically a concert in one of our Annex’s back yards, the lineup was a DJ and 3 rappers. After the DJ set the cops kept coming around and telling us they were going to shut everything down so we moved it inside this cramped tiny house. While everyone was raging the entire kitchen (where the rappers were performing) separated from the rest of the house and dropped two and a half feet and then sank back another foot and a half because of the weight of everyone in that area. The party kept going after the initial shock wore off and the next day the house was condemned by the city.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.