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23 Horrifying Sex Injuries Witnessed By People in the Medical Field

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Not a medical worker, however my old roommate was an EMT. His favorite story was the one about the guy who had six beanie babies stuck in his anus. I remember hearing something about a duck’s feet hanging out.

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A few months back a police officer from a few towns away (20 miles) arrived at the ER to have a large dildo removed from his ass. Arrived in his police cruiser dressed in civilian clothes and claimed someone had put the sex toy on his seat and it had slipped the entire way into his bum. No explanation of how it got through his unripped pants.

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Medical student here. I met a patient on my GP attachment who was suffering from Sexual headache or coital cephalgia. It was actually very sad. Basically every time he orgasmed while having sex with his girlfriend he would get these splitting migraine like headaches lasting half an hour. It was obviously really upsetting for him and his girlfriend and he was describing symptoms of depression as a result. Treatment is Beta Blockers and apparently works pretty well. I hope he recovered.

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My wife has a story of when she was dating a EMT. She was working as a journalist for the local community newspaper at the time, so she tagged along to hopefully get a story. So they respond to a shooting. When they arrive they find a woman covered in blood & a man with a gaping hole in his stomach. What had happened is they had returned from honey moon & were getting busy. The husband thought it a good idea to get his wife to insert a revolver into hi rectum. However the revolver was loaded & the safety off. Mid BJ the gun went off blowing a huge hole in his stomach & covering his wife in blood, intestines & rectum.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.