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23 Times Kids Said the Harshest Things

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Mom – “Come give me a hug” 3 year old child – “No!” Mom – “Aww if you don’t give me a hug I’m going to cry.” Child – “Cry a little bit then.”

10.

“Mom, why do so many fat people wear shirts in the pool? You can still tell that they are fat.” -Me, unaware that my friends older brother (standing directly behind me) was about to get in with not one, but two shirts on.

11.

My 5-year old daughter asked how our pregnant neighbor’s baby was going to get out and I gave her a brief, but factual, explanation. She was surprised that something so big could pop out of someplace so small, and I confirmed her suspicion that childbirth – including hers – was painful. She shook her head sympathetically and said, “Well it’s too bad babies don’t come out your butt, because yours is so big it wouldn’t hurt at all.”

12.

“You gon’ die alone then.” from a five year old, because I said I didn’t want kids.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.