Have you ever gotten away with something so big and so crazy that you were left wondering — HOW THE F*CK DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN? There’s a certain thrill that goes along with deception, and sometimes, that deception remains your dirty little secret until the end of time because your lying, cheating a** never got caught. Props to you!
Like, we can’t all be Walter White in Breaking Bad seasons 1-4, but hell if we aren’t going to try! And okay, I guess most of us won’t get caught up in a meth dealing trifecta of death, deception, and money, but it doesn’t mean that we haven’t gotten away with some pretty crazy sh*t, amirite?
Maybe you made up an entire book report and bullsh*t your way through all of 8th grade. Or maybe things delve a bit deeper into deceit — like when you stole beaucoup money from your company of 25 years and they still have no effing idea. Thanks for the extra $100,000 boss!
