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23 People Confess The Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened To Their Genitals

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When I lost my virginity, he went really hard for the whole night (5-6 rounds) and didn’t use lube. A rash broke out down there a couple days later that hurt and itched like crazy. Worried, I went to gynecologist to see what was going on. Tests confirmed it wasn’t an std or a latex allergy, but instead was a friction rash which isn’t uncommon after losing your virginity. Soon after the skin got raw from walking and began to peel off. It was so bad that it hurt to pee and walk. I had to pee in the bathtub for a week and even that was torture. Thank goodness it was during Christmas break and I could stay in bed and keep it quiet from my parents. Now I always carry lube in my purse.

14.

I was learning how to kickflip on my driveway. I thought I had it down, so I told my mum to come over and see. I began the kick flip fine, but then I ended up flipping the deck incorrectly and I came down on the tail of the board between my legs. Split my right labia majors. Blood everywhere.

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I’m a girl. I got 2nd degree chemical burns from Nair on my pubic area when I was 17. Even today, the pores and hair follicles are completely screwed up from that, so I get cysts at least 3 times a year that are the width, size, and shape of half of a pencil.

16.

Phimosis. One day the foreskin just wouldn’t retract.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.