23 People Confess Valuable Lessons They Learned From Having Sex

by Alex Cogen

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Learn to laugh. Laugh when you queef. Laugh when he sneezes after orgasm. Laugh when he falls out and stabs your butt. Laugh when you fall off the bed. Laugh when a position doesn’t work and you get a calf cramp or poke someone in the eye. Laugh when neither of you can walk.

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Don’t be afraid to voice your opinion on what gets you off and what doesn’t because you’re embarassed. My boyfriend and I have only been with each other so I used to be super shy about letting him know what I like and what I don’t. But once we started talking and letting each other know what we like the sex has been crazy Frigging amazing! It really makes a whole world of difference, and if the person judges you for what you like then you guys aren’t physically compatible anyways.

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Keep animals locked out of the room. Nothing says love like a cold wet dog nose in the wrong places.

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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.