23 People Confess Valuable Lessons They Learned From Having Sex

by Alex Cogen

17.

The more comfortable you make your partner, the better the sex is in the future. For example, don’t be a bitch if a girl queefs or something during sex, I mean its likely your fault anyway.

18.

Don’t pull out the anal beads like you’re starting a lawn mower.

19.

If your boyfriend says “Oh my god, move your head”, while swatting at you, looking panicked, during a blowjob- fucking move your head. It’s not an orgasm, it’s a fart.

20.

Don’t be selfish. Also try and finish her first before you finish. Usually pretty tired and worn out after you finish.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.