23 People Confess Valuable Lessons They Learned From Having Sex

by Alex Cogen

21.

Self Confidence. I think to myself, hey I’m not that bad of a guy, she clearly wanted me and here we are and I’m fucking the shit out of her and I think she’s really enjoying it!

22.

Don’t knock period sex til you try it. During her period, her ladybits are all kinds of sensitive and she will have a friggin intense orgasm if you do everything right. Just remember, different positions yield different amounts of blood on your junk and such. Just lay down a towel and go to town and don’t let it bother you.

23.

Seriously SERIOUSLY, don’t stick it in her pooper in the heat of the moment. You get shit on your dick and she can’t sit right for a couple of hours. 0/10 would not try again without proper setup.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.