23 People Have Crazy Quirks That Require A Heads Up Before Sex

by Alex Cogen

5.

“I’m really tight.” It was like trying to get a traffic cone into a wine bottle.

6.

I dated a girl who had a full blown pic of Dale Earnhardt Jr, standing by his race car, tattoed on her lower back… She tried to explain it , but just ended up showing me because I couldn’t take her seriously… The tattoo itself wasn’t a deal breaker, but her lack of a sense of humor about it was… How are lewd comments about nutting on jrs face not funny?

7.

Her o-face. Beautiful woman, but she looked like Mick Jagger getting kicked in the nuts.

8.

“It is 8 inches and kinda thick.” Sureeeeeeee it is It was. I was in pain.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.