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23 People Have Crazy Quirks That Require A Heads Up Before Sex

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Girl I was dating apparently had no sex appetite. First time she tells me, just tell me what way you want me to be in, do what you need to. She would just lie there. I thought I was a failure but she said that it was normal for her, she didn’t like sex at all. She didn’t hate it, but she didn’t seem to have an appetite for it either.

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I produce too much prolactin so I lactate all the time even though I’ve never been pregnant. My first bf never said anything about getting it in his mouth so i thought i didn’t produce enough for that so i didn’t think to warn anyone beforehand. The second guy i was with was surprised by it and spit it out which really embarrassed me so I started to warn anyone i got with after him. Most guys didn’t seem to care when i told them but when it actually came down to it several guys were definitely not prepared for the reality of getting in their mouth. Only a couple were grossed out though.

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Absence seizures. I knew he had them, but it’s still a shock to be in the middle of things, look down, and… lights on but nobody home. I stopped and waited, when he came around we talked a bit and eventually got back into it but it was fucking creepy the first few times.

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Had a ex who said she liked it rough… I went into her room made out, she opened a closet full of a bunch of leather gear and whips and chains…. we ended our relationship because she liked it rough with other guys.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.