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23 of the Strangest Methods People Used to Try to Turn Someone On

5.

My chesty GF walks up and places her breasts on my shoulder or arm. It’s hilarious and effective.

6.

Used a banana while going down on me. He was down there with his tongue, decided to start using a banana to “mix things up”, I didn’t know until after when we kissed and he tasted like a banana. I hate bananas and also, vaginas don’t respond well to food.

7.

I got “woken up” by my friend’s older sister with my dick in her mouth. I passed out on the couch after a night of drinking. I woke up because it felt like I really had to pee but it wasn’t pee. I tried to open my eyes but the room was spinning too bad. I slurred to her “No” but couldn’t get up. 30 seconds later I got off and passed back out. Weird f*cking night.

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In high school I was just sitting talking to my friends at a long bench with my hands in my lap. Then this girl picks up my finger so its sticking straight up and started sucking it while its still in my lap. My friends and I were just kinda sitting there wondering what she was doing for a minute or two before she stopped, smiled at me, and walked away.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.