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23 of the Strangest Methods People Used to Try to Turn Someone On

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My gf tells me to get naked, lay on the bed, & keep my eyes closed. It’s freezing since we just walked in & it’s winter. So I’m laying there in the dark shivering. She comes in & starts rubbing something cold, wet, sticky, & bumpy on my junk. So now I’m colder & really confused as to what was going on. I open my eyes to find out what the hell is going on. It was a pomegranate. I was also packing a small forest so there’s just pieces of pomegranate and the seeds kind of embedded in everything. Honestly if I had been warm and I had a drink first it probably would have been fine but yea pomegranate seeds feel really strange.

22.

My boyfriend thinks that bellybuttons are an erogenous zone. If I’m on top, he’ll stick a finger in my belly button. It does nothing for me but I’m ticklish so naturally I giggle and run away lmfao. He thinks its hilarious to watch me run or hide under the blankets and laugh my ass off.

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Blowing on my vulva like he was trying to cool off some coffee or something. It just makes it cold; why would you do that?

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.