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23 Strangest Things That Gave Dudes A Boner

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I used to work as a housekeeper at a crummy Motel 6. It was shitty & the customers were weird truck drivers. We never get tipped (TIP YOUR HOUSEKEEPERS! 2 bucks on the counter for whoever comes to clean your room makes their fucking day. If everybody that stayed did this, housekeepers would go home happy for once.) and I was going into a room to strip it (rip the old bedding and sheets off to be cleaned and replaced with clean ones) and as I took the sheets off, I looked on the counter and saw 20 bucks and some change. I looked around and the person left absolutely nothing else in the room and it was under the remote. It was clearly a tip. I got a chubby right then and there.

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In the middle of praying while at temple.

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Watching two lions f*ck.

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Food arriving at my table in a restaurant.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.