23 Things Dumb People Thought Would Prevent Pregnancy & STDs

by Alex Cogen

13.

“I had a c-section, so I shouldn’t be pregnant again. I should sue my doctors for screwing it up.”

14.

Work in a pharmacy, had a young woman pick up her nuvaring (a ring inserted vaginally for birth control). She came back in a month to pick up a new one, and was wearing the nuvaring around her wrist as a bracelet.

15.

In high school I had to explain to my boyfriend at the time that no, I was not going to get pregnant from swallowing his semen. He wasn’t convinced.

16.

If the girls on top and you finish in her, gravity will prevent her from getting pregnant.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.