23 Worst Things That Have Happened In A Movie Theater

5.

Getting kicked to the head during the movie. Some ass was going to the toilet during the movie and couldn’t just walk via the side stairs like a normal person. He had the great idea to climb over the seats and when he was climbing up after the toilet trip his foot apparently slipped straight to the top of my head. I must have let out the loudest curse heard in that theater that day.

6.

The most outrageous experience was when the guy sitting next to me (in the dark) put his hand down into my hot-buttered popcorn and started helping himself.

7.

Right as the movie is starting, one mans phone starts ringing. The guy picks up the phone & begins a conversation, at which another person in the theatre tells him that other people are in the theatre & he should hang up. He responded to that suggestion by saying something along the lines of “I had cancer surgery yesterday & this is my f*cking doctor” much profanity was used. The other man said “well you can walk out of the theatre so all of these people can not be disturbed.” Soon the guy was standing up & yelling at the top of his voice about how is phone call is more important. The other man had backed down & stopped responding but the one man was just saying profanity under his breath for the next 5 minutes.

8.

45 minutes into Transformers 4, they stopped it and then started over again. They claimed there was a ticket issue so some people could only get in late hence starting the movie over. The movie was long enough as it is, but add another 45 min repeat section and it became unbearable.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.