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The 23 Worst Things A Partner Has Ever Said to Their SO

13.

“Your upper arms… they’re so big, babe. Sometimes it makes me uncomfortable.”

14.

“You’re such a dirty little f*cking slut. All you want to do is f*ck every guy like the dirty rag you are” After I had spent the night alone with a (male) friend who was having a massive breakdown and talking suicide.

15.

My ex: “are your nipples supposed to point down like that?”

16.

“You’re such a fat f*cking c*nt. All I am is good to you and you are so unappreciative.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.