Posted on: Sep 13 2017

25 NSFW Tips That Everyone Should Know

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When it comes to sex and dating, people tend to dole out a lot of advice. Some of it is useful, and then some of it is pure crap. If I hear one more person tell me to play hard to get I’m going to twist their nipples (not in the sexy way).

But there is some sexual advice that I listen to, and sometimes even takes notes on. When it comes to pleasure and safety, I am all ears. Who doesn’t want to learn how to have a better orgasm or how to avoid getting infections in your sacred parts?

So when I say the following NSFW tips are important, I REALLY REALLY MEAN IT. These 25 bad boys will really come in handy. Want to know how to properly choke someone in the bedroom? Or the types of lube that are bad for your lady parts? Or how about the best way to shoot your load? Yeah, we’ve got all those answers, and more!

Everyone should know these 25 NSFW tips:


1.

When choking a partner, press on the sides of the neck, not the front. Pressure on the sides restricts blood flow to the brain, resulting in that fun dizzy feeling. Pressure on the front stresses the trachea and can damage it.

2.

Men. If you find a bump on your balls, move your ballsack around your testicles. If the bump moves around with the skin of your sack, chances are its a swollen gland or a Cyst. If the bump stays put on your testicles, see your doctor immediately. This could possibly be testicular cancer. Regardless get yourself tested. Better to be safe than sorry.

3.

You don’t need to lay your finger into her clit full force. More pressure does not equal more pleasure. And don’t rub it like you’re trying to get bird shit off your window. Be gentle for the love of god. That shit is sensitive as hell.

4.

For vaginal sex a lot of lubricants contain glycerin which causes uti and allergic reactions for some women. Always check the label. Sliquid are Pink water are great glycerin and paraben free lubs. Safe to use with toys.

5.

Always have dedicated love cleanup towels.
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