25 NSFW Tips That Everyone Should Know

16.

Don’t masturbate with 2 in 1 shampoo conditioner. I did when I was in middle school and my dick looked like 40 bees stung it for like 3 days.

17.

You’re not done licking until she pushes you off.

18.

Use Bing instead of Google for porn.

19.

Do not clean cum up with warm/hot water. It’ll turn into glue.

20.

If you’re a dude and you have issues with cumming too quickly during sex, try relaxing your legs and hips.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.