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25 of The Strangest Things People Saw While In Traffic

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A neighbor (I really didn’t care for her) told me she was cleaning out her husband’s car and found a flip chart with hateful words he uses to curse out bad women drivers with. The b-word, the c-word, the f-ing b word… When he would get to a stoplight beside them or beside them on the road, he would hold up the page with the curse word on it. His wife thought it was funny.

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I was driving to Santa Fe, there was a deer hanging out on half of a couch. About a mile further up, the other half of the couch, different deer laying on it.

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One day I was sitting in traffic. I’m stewing in my car, getting angrier and angrier when I start seeing this thing moving down the side of the road up ahead. As this thing gets closer and closer I see that its a wild pig just trotting along the side of the road, and close behind is a police SUV going in the reverse with a couple of cops hanging out the back trying to catch this pig. Never have I gone from so angry to so happy in my life.

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Driving in Colorado Springs, saw a man on a small motorcycle, he was very large (wide and tall), he had a pipe hanging out of his mouth and a bucket of KFC in the other. Not a damn clue how he was driving.

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I really enjoy doing stupid shit in traffic with the hopes that I’ll get a glance from other drivers. My favorite was one time I ate 3 or 4 pieces of gum and blew a bubble so big that I couldn’t see over it. I let that thing pop right in my face. It was all over the place. I look to my right and all 4 people in the car next to me were falling over each other cracking up.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.