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25 People Reveal What It Was Like To Give A Blow Job For The First Time

21.

A friend of mine told me the first time she gave a blow job. She was nervous and couldn’t take it seriously. As she was about to start, she pretended the dick was a microphone and sang into it to ease the tension. Unfortunately, her karaoke performance did the opposite and made for the most awkward blow job of all time.

22.

It made my jaw sore but I kind of liked it. He was apparently nice enough to shower just before he came over cause it tasted vaguely like soap with that kind of signature “dick” flavor that every dick I’ve sucked has had. Somehow penises taste different than any other part of your body.

23.

I thought I was doing a pretty decent job until after about the fifth time, my boyfriend says “you know you’re supposed to suck right?”

24.

Pretty awkward. I just kept thinking wtf am i doing? I feel dumb. Does he like this? Well he for sure did and came all over my shirt as we were about to go to a pool party. I tried so hard to get it off but I was a rookie and used hot water! Now I love doing it. It’s probably my favorite thing to do. I don’t even need reciprocation. 10/10 my boyfriend is a happy man.

25.

For me, it was an experience of “meh? Meh.” That’s pretty much how I still feel about it. For him, I guess it was either the best or the worst thing he had experienced. He came while laughing and kept laughing for a good five minutes after while I felt stupid and embarrassed and thought “welp, no porno or Hollywood movie ever told me about this part.” I didn’t dare ask him if it was laughably good or laughably bad and to this day, 10 years later, I still have no idea if he and his friends knows me as the terribly bad or terribly good blowjob girl.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.