25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell

Sex: we all need it. Not just for the orgasms, but for the intimate human connection. Whether or not love or lust brought you there, boning is something everyone has to do (obviously at their own time).

Once you start it is usually hard to stop. You get into the swing of things, and start to figure out that it is the world’s greatest work out. So, once you’re used to doing it on the reg, what do you do when the porking suddenly stops? Sure, you can go out hunting for your next bang piece, but even sometimes desperation is just not enough to get you laid.

Then the dreaded dry spell happens. You can go months, maybe even years, without sex; and at first it slowly kills you. But the reason people last so long without sex is because they get so used to life without it. It becomes normal for them.

Well, how do you get yourself out of a dry spell? You just put yourself out there! But don’t just f*ck anything that moves, because even if you’re desperate, married people are still off limits.

These 25 people share how they got out of their crazy long dry spells:


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.