25 Ridiculous Things People Texted When They Were High

People do the darndest things when they are high AF. They create delicious food combinations, become the laziest people in the world, and get hella paranoid and possibly freak da f*ck out.

But if you’re the friend of a stoner, you have likely received hilarious texts that make you ask “dude, how high are you right now?”

Hey, you’ve probably sent one of those messages before. But there is nothing quite like seeing a text from your pal and wondering to yourself “WTF DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?!”

These 25 people sent hilarious texts when they were high AF and their friends will never forget it:


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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.