Posted on: May 11 2017

25 Sexual Experiences That Don’t Always Go As Planned



Once you finally get rid of your pesky virginity, you slowly but surely get a little more adventurous in the sack. You may start slow, with a finger in the butt or a couple spanks here and there, but eventually you start doing it in crazy places and trying moves that you’ve heard about since puberty.

The chance feels sudden. One day you wake up and you’re like “I think I’ll try 69ing today” or you’re like “I kinda want to be covered in baby oil tonight.” At first you’re probably feeling proud of yourself. Like, hey, look how sexy and liberated I am!

And then you go for it, and it’s not at all like you expected. You’re all like “ummm, it didn’t mention that in the porno I watched.” But hey! At least you tried, right? P.S. don’t trust porns for all your sex advice, ’cause they always make that sh*t look easier than it really is.

These 25 sexual experiences aren’t as good as you’d think: