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25 Signs You’re Actually Unattractive

6.

When drunk people sober up when you try to make a move on them.

7.

I remember once the topic of ugly people came up. I happened to be looking down and a coworker reached out and pulled up my chin, looked into my eyes and said, “but WE know is what’s inside that counts.”

8.

When you post a bikini pic and people congratulate you on your bravery.

9.

Old people like you. Kids like you. People of the same sex like you. However, you seem to be totally invisible to people of the opposite sex. “If I look at her she might think I’m interested, oh no.”

10.

If you ever tried to make a self deprecating joke and everyone is visibly uncomfortable.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.