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25 Things You Learned in School That Aren’t Actually True

21.

Blood inside the body is blue.

22.

That people would randomly approach me and give me free drugs.

23.

When I was in elementary school we learned there were no other planets beyond our solar system and they were super rare.

24.

The reason so many women voted for the first time in 1960 was because Kennedy was good looking. Kennedy won because women couldn’t control their lusty desires. This was in public high school.

25.

You won’t walk around with a calculator in your pocket.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.