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27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About

7.

When you have a real smelly fart and you need to sit there and take it in while thinking to yourself “I did this.”

8.

Secretly wondering if you have a mental problem, but everybody’s pretending you’re okay and hiding it instead of telling you. And that even if you ask they’ll deny it all, so you’ll never really know. There’s no way to dispel the doubts, so it’s basically the worst nightmare ever.

9.

When you’re driving down the highway and there are strong winds that feel like they are jerking your car around, but no other car looks to be affected. Your heart rate jumps up because you’re about 10 seconds from Oz, and the only thing you can do is death grip the wheel. Plus you feel like a pussy afterwards.

10.

Drooling. Everyone at some point has found their pillow wet with drool.

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When you get self conscious at your windshield wiper speed when its raining and all the cars around you are one setting lower.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.