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27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About

22.

Just sitting with one hand in your pants on your genitals. Not masturbating. Just chillin down there.

23.

The terror that comes when you sneeze in public and end up with snot all over your hand.

24.

Remembering something you did that was so embarrassing that you spontaneously cover your face and scream in to your hands.

25.

The annoying need for a second trip to the bathroom after a poop for maintenance wiping. I swear this didn’t use to be a thing.

26.

Laying awake in your bed late at night unable to sleep because your fucking sinuses are doing something distracting. You’re ready to sleep, you’ve got shit to do in the morning, but no matter how many times you blow your nose, swallow, or drink a glass of water, there’s still something way back in your sinuses that just won’t stop being annoying.

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Heating stuff up in the microwave and having some of it splatter on the inner walls. Nothing explosive that could garner a crazy story. Just a bit where you debate with yourself on whether to clean it or leave it.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.