27 Examples That Prove Children Really Are Evil

15.

I used to volunteer at an elementary school. One kid flat out told me “you’re a lot fatter than everyone else who works here” then walked off.

16.

“You look like a woman with those” points at manboobs.

17.

I work at a daycare and had a four year old ask a bigger parent if they could fit through doors. I was so mortified.

18.

One time, in elementary school, I told this girl that she wasn’t allowed in my club because she was a “stupid snitch cow.” Also, it was the No Lauren Club so in general she wasn’t allowed in but she was also the class ‘snitch’ so I said it with good reason. She cried though and my whole club got in trouble.

19.

When I was young I was having some dumb fight with a boy and he said “This is why you don’t have a mom!” My mom left our family when I was 3 and later on took away guardianship to avoid child support. Dumb kid. But it still hurt.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.