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25 New Yorkers Confess the Craziest Things They Saw On the Subway

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I think the strangest thing I saw was a guy literally smoking crack from a glass pipe, right out in the open. Directly across from me.

7.

I saw a group of guys coming back from a bachelor party. The man of the hour was wearing a MASSIVE sombrero while holding a blowup doll. He was passed out using the doll as a pillow. His friends were in the rows in, one guy was getting a bj from a girl and another guy was getting a bj from a guy.

8.

I saw a sobbing goth girl, who had spilled what looked like black ink, mopping it up from a seat with her hair. Her malnourished boyfriend (wearing a tophat, shirtless with his ribs showing) was swinging from the handholds and challenging anyone who looked at him to a kickfight. Eventually the train police show up and try to kick them off. He wraps his legs around one of the cops who pulls away, forcing him to let go of the hand holds. He slams his head into the ground. The cops escort her from the train, covered in splashes of black ink and drag him off as he mumbles something about an unfair fight.

9.

I saw a woman clipping her toenails on the subway

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.