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27 NSFW Things Witnessed At Parties

24.

I’ve seen a lot of crazy stuff, but distinctly remember being in the basement at a house party playing a game where everyone ends up naked. Door busted open and I’m looking at the boots of the town sheriff yelling for his daughter. Oh shit! She can’t find her pants. “Help me find my paaaants!!!!”

25.

Watched a girl drink a beer bottle full of piss. My friend thought it would be hilarious to piss in a bottle and put it in the fridge. A girl who was smashed picked it out the fridge and then drank some. She shouted “THIS TASTES LIKE PISS” then proceeded to take another sip. Never drink an open bottle of beer left in the fridge at a party people!

26.

A guy and a girl full on f*cking missionary style at a warehouse party. Dozens of people just walked by with barely a glance. Ahhh San Francisco.

27.

A girl got spit-roasted in the guest bedroom while a couple of guys were watching. We were 17 and all went to an Anglican private school.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.