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27 People Admit The Worst Reason They Ever Had Sex With Someone

20.

I had a girl pay my month’s bill if I had sex with her. My month’s bill at the time was $45.. she was a 5.5/10.

21.

He promised me carnitas. I got to his place and saw no carnitas. He had a huge dick tho.

22.

Pity. He didn’t get anyone, so I had sex with him. It was the worst sex of my life.

23.

Because I wasn’t in the mood to argue anymore and I know she gets hella horny when we do, so we just started fucking. How to not resolve problems 101.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.