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27 People Had to Explain Ridiculously Simple Things to Idiots

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Had to explain to a 23 year old that bulls and cows are the same kind of animal.. They are just opposite sexes of the same animal. I saw his mind explode. I checked with him after to make sure he knew the same thing about chickens and roosters. He did.

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Most pills have systemic absorption. You don’t need one Percocet for you back and a different one for your wrist. You can be given oral antibiotics for an ear infection, etc.

17.

I had to explain to a bro that even though he bought me a shot and a drink that I’m not obligated to give him my phone number and/or have sex with him.

18.

My friend was gaining weight and had butterflies in her stomach. I asked her when she got her period last. 6 months ago. YOU’RE PREGANT! She had 3 months to prepare for a baby! In her defense, a doctor had told her when she was a teen she may have difficulty getting pregnant.

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I had to explain to a 50 year old woman the difference between her left hand and her right hand. My mind was blown. I kinda felt bad for her. Like how did you make it this far in life not knowing this?

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.