21.
“When I used to work in the jail, I initially thought people covering themselves and their cells in feces was as bad as it ever got. Then one of the inmates in my partner’s cell block had a miscarriage into the toilet and smeared the afterbirth all over the cell door. Suddenly, a Poo-casso doesn’t seem all that bad.”
22.
“I don’t work corrections but I still respond to local jails to complete assessments for inmates on suicide watch. Arrived just in time for sheriffs to locate a dead inmate with one eyeball popped out of his head. After watching security footage they discovered another inmate was choking him while they were fucking and the guy killed him on accident. Fucked his eye ball out.”
23.
“There was this sex offender we had, who was in for child molestation, who received the Boy Scouts magazine and Playboy. He would cut out the boy’s faces from the Boy Scouts magazine, and paste them onto the bodies of the girls from the Playboy, then hang them on his wall.”
24.
“This didn’t happen to me but my father. He was a prison guard at a maximum security prison in the state we live in. He told me there was a lot of Hell’s Angels in there. One day a prisoner had his penis ripped off and shoved down his throat, he was then stabbed twenty-two times with a screwdriver and thrown over the top tier. This was because he ratted on someone in there. That was an interesting day for him.”
