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27 Problem Children Ruined Ridiculously Expensive Things

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My 18 month old shoved my Surface off a table and it shattered on the floor. You know how cats like to knock things off tables just for the hell of it? Just like that. He looked so damn proud of himself, too.

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When I was about 5, I had a fascination with magnets and I had quite a few of them and I played with them a lot. I had heard several times from my parents to not put the magnets by the tv and of course, my 5 year old brain registered that as “Definitely put the magnets by the tv”. So when they were out of the house I put one on the screen and it became discolored, I thought it was cool and dragged it across the tv some. I quickly found out that the color doesn’t come back when you turn the tv on and off. Had to get a new tv and I got in quite a bit of trouble.

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A diamond earring…. gifted by my mother on my wedding day. Diamonds swim in the big potty guys!

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I was washing my van one day 3 years ago and my two year old decided to help wash the other side…..with rocks. Scratched right down to the primer.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.