Posted on: Sep 06 2017

29 Aspects of Sex That Initially Took People By Surprise

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When it comes to sex, you think you know what to expect. Why shouldn’t you? You took sex ed, you’ve watched porn, you’re TOTALLY ready for everything that could cum your way.

Well, that is completely false. You see, no matter how prepared you think you are for sex, some things could still catch you by surprise, especially if you haven’t banged a whole lot of (or any) people.

From what private parts feel and taste like, to all the grits and goo that’s down under, there’s a LOT going on that some people really don’t expect. It’s a pretty messy business, but boy, is it worth it!

These 29 people learned along the way that sometimes sex isn’t all you expect it to be. They were caught by surprise in a lot of areas, from odors to feelings to positions. So if you’re just getting in to the sex game remember the lessons what these people learned. It’s not always going to be the same each time around.

These 29 aspects of sex initially took people by surprise:


1.

How strong semen smells. Like a combination of chlorine and arsnic, or like chestnut flowers. Seriously, I couldn’t pass a flowering chestnut tree without getting the giggles well into my 20s.

2.

That the nap after sex is the best kind of nap.

3.

Guys can make their dicks twitch. Most amusing surprise ever.

4.

After I went on the pill I learned that if your boyfriend cums in you, it doesn’t all just come out straight afterward. Nope, you might have a shower, put on some nice fresh clothes and then an hour later your clean panties are suddenly cumsoaked.
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