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29 Aspects of Sex That Initially Took People By Surprise

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You can make mental additions to your Trader Joe’s shopping list while f*cking. “That’s right. I’m out of eggs! Better pick some up after we clean up the vag aisle here.” As a virgin, I thought sex was an out-of-body experience with an animated cutaway to bunnies hopping through fields of clover.

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That it’s quite a lot of work if you want it to be good for everyone involved. There is no point in doing it half-assed. And that communication is the key cause we ain’t no mind readers.

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How good it feels to have a girl nibbling your ear, or even just straight up lick it. One of the best feelings in the world, but only during sex. Still think it’s weird but totally awesome as well.

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Queefs. I didn’t know that it would happen to me. When it did happen I felt a mix of amusement and horror.

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If you went from having a healthy sex life to a 4 year long drought (as in nothing, no intimacy, nothing…) your life becomes a miserable mess.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.