29 Aspects of Sex That Initially Took People By Surprise

by Alex Cogen

10.

The vagina is way lower than I expected. The first time I had to insert my penis into a vagina I kept ramming her clitoris over and over again because that’s where I assumed the hole would be.

11.

The fact that if you really, truly love the person you are having sex with, it is a billion times better.

12.

Shower sex isn’t nearly as glamorous as it’s made out to be. It’s cramped, awkward, you’re competing over water to stay warm, and you have to stand the whole time. It just sucks.

13.

How much you can laugh during sex. I learned from TV/movies it was a super serious and passionate experience always….s’not.

14.

50 years ago in my pre-pubescent days an older, presumably wiser, guy told me “you’ll be surprised as girls are hard in the strangest of places.” I had no idea what he meant and he refused to tell me. Later I figured he must have meant the pubic bone.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.