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29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In

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Had to buy a part for my car, so a friend drove me to AutoZone. He waited in the car while I got the part. I came out and hopped in the car, only to see a somewhat concerned-looking girl sitting next to me. She calmly told me, “I don’t think you’re supposed to be here.” I replied, “I agree,” and noped the f*ck out of there. It was a seriously embarrassing situation, but she seemed calm and collected about it. Turns out a car identical to my friend’s had pulled into the space next to his while I was inside, and I was just too oblivious to realize.

10.

I used to work for a steakhouse chain. I got used to their layout. Months later I’m at a location that’s about 90% similar to the one I worked at, so I head to the restroom. I walk in and start washing my hands first (I had ribs) and I feel eyes on me. A mom with her two daughters. I say ‘hey there’ and go back to washing my hands before it sinks in. Mom looks absolutely disgusted. I was about five beers into the evening, so I apologized and ran out of there.

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When I was in high school a buddy of mine and I skipped school to drink and get high with some friends of his. The kid whose house it was had invited his girlfriend. We sat in a shed in his backyard getting stoned and playing quarters. After about 2 hours everyone was sh*tfaced. I was sitting in the shed with one other dude and the kid whose house it was, with his girlfriend. They decided to f*ck right in front of us. After a minute or two the other guy got up and left the shed. I was so wasted that I sat there and watched for a good 10 minutes before realizing that I wasn’t watching a porn. So I stumbled out and puked on his lawn.

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I tend to do my exercise at night, as I like the cool, quiet and darkness, and don’t like people looking at me. I was running through a small park in a residential neighborhood, turned a corner, and was faced with the Annual Congregation of the Cats. There must have been about fifty of them, sitting and laying over the lawn as if it were a kitty amphitheater. They all turned and stared at me with their bright, lantern eyes until I got creeped out, turned around and walked away.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.