Posted on: Jul 17 2017

These 29 People Made Graduation Way Too Eventful


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College graduation is the last step of adolescence, right before heading out into the real world. You fill out the graduation application, figure out what to wear underneath your cap and gown, and reassure your parents that you’ll make it to the celebratory dinner.

But if you do it right, graduation night will be a huge blur, full of keg stands, endless jell-o shots, and random make out sessions. I mean, you gotta live it up before you enter the real world, right? The real world is b*tch and this is the last time you can really let loose before moving into the 9-to-5 work week that’s on the horizon.

The culmination of your education has now come to an end and adulthood is on the horizon, so it’s time to get sh*tfaced with the best of them.

These 29 people made the most out of graduation:


The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.


They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.


I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation


Happy graduation…we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!