Sex on the beach has been overly romanticized. There are songs about doing it, drinks named after it, and movie scenes that make it seem hot as hell.
But in reality, sex on the beach is messy AF. If you’re looking to get down and dirty then please, go for it. But if you want to bang in a romantic setting, maybe don’t do it in a place full of sand, crabs, and children.
Really though, it seems like people have sex on the beach without considering how messy and uncomfortable it is. Imagine rug burn BUT WORSE. Also sand in every crack ever, and you ain’t getting that sh*t out for days, maybe even weeks.
So heed this warning! Sex on the beach is hella messy, but go for it if you’re into that kind of thing.
These 29 people banged on the beach & it wasn’t as romantic as it sounds: