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The 31 Most Ridiculous School Rules Students Were Forced to Follow

17.

At my school they would close the men’s toilets for a week if they found someone had been peeing beside the urinal. Not that unreasonable… except they would close all of them. You would then have to go to the ladies or use the dodgy toilet next to the changing rooms.

18.

You aren’t allowed to call die “dice.” They have to be called “number cubes” because the name “dice” is associated with gambling.

19.

We weren’t allowed to wear underwear of any colour save for white under our uniforms and under shirts, singlets or tank tops were forbidden. How did they police this? Our uniform blouses were see through.

20.

No one is allowed to go back to their lockers between classes for whatever reason. Penalty – Detention

21.

High school. Girls with big asses weren’t allowed to wear yoga pants but everyone else was. This applies to fat girls as well as just girls with phat asses. Not sure how they measured the criteria, I just know some girls got in trouble for it while others never did and two of the girls I knew who got in trouble over it were told by the principle that their “body style” was inappropriately dressed. If the girl wasn’t fat and got in trouble for it was a very apparent case of because she had a big dumper.

22.

“Boys can’t go to the bathroom in the afternoon.” It was because a few kids flooded the bathroom and they couldn’t figure out who did it.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.