13. Who wanted to start a family anyway?? I can adopt when I’m dead!
Im glad that I can just use my massive amount of student loan debt as an ~acceptable justification for never having kids.
— Petty-alyte (@SavingNovember) March 21, 2016
14. Maybe Phil Collins will write a song about you.
gonna go swim in my student loan debt brb. did I say swim? I meant drown
— bælien➡️360 (@devomack) January 18, 2016
15. When you finally get a good night’s sleep because you have LESS THAN NOTHING to lose.
when u bout to sleep and hear a noise downstairs but you don't gotta pay student loans if ur murdered: pic.twitter.com/PTbvnmrsYS
— maie (@MaieAiyed) March 31, 2016
