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35 Small Things You Noticed In A Person That Made You Lose Interest

23.

My ex said she purposely didn’t like things because they were popular yet idolized Kim Kardashian, adores lil uzi, shops at urban outfitters and regurgitates relationship philosophy from 18 year old girls on twitter.

24.

He said ‘You don’t really believe in that evolution business, do you?”

25.

Once went on a date with a guy who dumped half a bottle of ketchup on the fries we were sharing without asking me about it first. That was our first and last date.

26.

I was casually dating a guy and went to a board game parlor for a date and he was such a sore loser and it was a huge turn off.

27.

Perfect guy. Later on noticed he spoke in a monotone voice and sucked in excess saliva after each sentence. Also his eyes sort of looked unfocused every time he did that. Made me feel like he lacked intelligence. I ghosted. After explaining to him, very politely, that we won’t work out and he wouldn’t accept this.

28.

When I was on a first date at a coffee shop with a guy and when it came time to order, he cut me off in the middle of my order and said, “She’ll have [different drink order].” I was furious, corrected my order to the barista, paid for myself and left.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.