Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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When you think of your pets, you have nothing but love for them. They are the cutest, sweetest lil bbs in the whole wide world, and you’d take a bullet for them if you had to. And if you’re just an animal lover, they can do no wrong in your book.

But, unfortunately, some animals can be real jerks. They break things, attack other creatures, and just do things that are hella rude. Sure, it’s pretty hilarious sometimes, but other times you’re just like “DA FUQ YOU DOING?!” Ugh, like aren’t animals just supposed to be cute and nice? NAH B, they’re just like humans and can be real a** holes when they want to be.

Need proof? These 50 images prove that animals can be real d*cks. But you didn’t really need proof, did you? I mean, if you have a pet you are well aware that they aren’t always rays of sunshine.

These 50 images prove that some animals are major a** holes:


1.

Don’t bring a crow to a knife fight, ’cause those b*stards are already a** holes, and then they’ll take it up a notch.

2.

When will people learn that puppies can’t have nice things? They cute as hell, but they don’t know monetary values.

3.

This swan got arrested for being a real a** hole. Seriously, this swan in the UK is in the back of a cop car.

4.

Do you know what it’s like taking candy from a baby? This bunny does. Rude much?

5.

When you’re trying to work and all your friends are like “nah bro, let’s go out.”

6.

MOVE B*TCH GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY B*TCH GET OUT THE WAY.

7.

Can you ticket bears for public indecency? ‘Cause these two are just going to town in the middle of the road. Like, get a room.

8.

You don’t see a animal in this photo? You know why? BECAUSE A CAT STARTED THIS FIRE. That POS climbed a power pole and was just like “I want to watch the world burn.”

9.

Guess you’re not going to work, sorry sucks to be you.

10.

Want to get your homework? Nope. What about your binder? DOUBLE NOPE.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.